Cat On The Mat Is Flat

How did the cat on the mat get flat?Why did Ed and Ted and Ted's dog Fred get spat out of the head of a whale called Ned?Where was Harry Black when Jack the Yak stole the snack from his sack?What happened to Buck the Duck's brand new muck-sucking truck?Who else, apart from Andy G and Terry D, was chased up a tree by an evil bee?The answers to these stupid questions – and many other stupid questions – are contained in this deeply stupid book... Well, what are you waiting for?Open the book and start reading!- Suitable for ages 4 – 104 - Rating: Stupid